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journeyofaformaljockboy: mustobeymuscle: state commands. unit available for instruction. Blank, empty, obedient. This construction worker no longer has any mind or desires of his own, he lives only to serve his superiors and be molded to be their perfe

If there’s a minimum of 30 people reading this blog 24/7 do ya think it’s fair to say that at any given moment someone in the world is getting off to it? because that would be sort of amazing

elliemillers:#tell me how much trouble would they get into if they went on a double date with Shaw/root??

Ao3 link of the story: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4887874/chapters/11208001;;; I’m so embarrassed about this chapter, I want to die. I thought the ending would be humorous tho (because I have the humor sense of a child) so I apogolize if it doesnt

emilociraptor: andythanfiction: The data is out now and I know you’ve seen it. 46% of eligible voters did not vote. 25.6 voted Clinton. 25.5 voted Trump. Enough people will be talking about the low turnout as a bad thing (and it’s absolutely

I don’t think I get to complain about a post I made to spread awareness of fandom history getting notes. That would be silly.…...I, being a remarkably silly person–

shylittlebaby: i think this blog is gonna be all about me and occasionally pretty girls pets can’t forget the cute animals stolen porn bores me i have so many pictures that i don’t post because I don’t want to “spam”

iguanamouth: radglawr: methsnake: imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across

bunnyomega: periegesisvoid: agateophilic-bitch: periegesisvoid: an LGBTQ coffee shop called lesBean Or a regular fucking coffee shop because that would be discrimination. chill bro it’s a fucking pun Cishets want to be oppressed so bad.

cumaeansibyl: stellasgibson: Finally a man who knows what he’s talking about. Daniel Craig would probably be the first to agree to this tbh female bond please omg. That would be the fucking best

I want to hit the lottery because I think it would be fun to buy everything on everyone’s wish lists. Well, everyone that I like anyway.

thottweiler: enolase: toleratethebasketcase: ghc-deactivated20190415: literal neo-nazi found on twitter anyone wanna help me out on doxing them? Whoa how bout we all take a chill pill and love each other. Get over yourselves. Racism would be gone

i kind of hate the fact that even now as a grown ass man I still can’t honestly answer the question of what I want to be when I grow up.

There should be a yaoi pope next time

rustedknees: the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts

robotsandsodapop replied to your photo “Look I had to draw them ago”they would be EXCELLENT friendsI can honestly say they would be

skittycatz replied to your post: LAST TIME I CHECK SLEEPING PILLS ARE S…Ohh man that sounds really frustrating, im sorry!Thank you friend and dear god it is! I haven’t been able to sleep properly at night for so long and I’m getting to the ‘I’m

kasukasukasumisty: stupidcoolfinnparty: dee-b-caulfield: burninghonesty: Oh my god what if what if Finn loses the hat for good that would be a ballsy change I tell ya Yes! I feel the writers need to stop vaccilating and finally do something to really

princesssilverglow: I would love seeing the Gems interact with Connie ♥ Connie is a cutie!

sailor-soup: What if the gems had a band called the gem stones where Pearl played electric keyboard, Garnet played triangle,Amethyst played drums, and Steven played ukulele and Connie was their biggest fans Haha, that’d be great. I don’t

kilifish: linguistic gems #2 ; w;)/ click for translations 2 english (i can do french/spanish too if anyone wants it) I feel like pearl would be so dedicated to learning new languages she would study even on missions! Which the other gems would feel…

groomoftiffany:the theory that glenda is the biology teacher is so funny because imagine you want to help this poor kid who’s bullied relentlessly and one day he walks into school carrying your dad around like a baby and then he gives your dad to

inuyasha: Richard Ian Cox; “InuYasha” ordering at a Canadian coffee place named Tim Hortons. :) Thought the Canadian followers would enjoy this one! (Submitted by andthisvanity) I love this video!

ligeiareborn: thetalkingpoltergeist: gr4c3: i want a spontaneous friend that would just turn up at my house and be like we’re going out and we’d go on little adventures and stuff and they’d plan cute days out, life atm is so fucking boring I’m

baptisms: actual-noiz: actually noiz and aoba wouldn’t adopt kids, noiz would just buy bunnies from the pet store and that would be their children “noiz what the fuck where did all of these rabbits come from?” “pet store.”

tyrannosaurus-regina: story featuring a city where it’s cloudy and rains almost all the time but instead of being stereotypically gloomy and grim, it’s lively and colorful and people party hard indoors and decorate the streets with colorful strings

regal-day: ghdos: perfectversetightbeattwo: That means Whitley & Dwayne’s child is finishing off their second semester as a freshman at Hillman if they started in the Fall. BRUH. That’s the perfect premise to bring back an updated of A Different

kyriarchy:schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because

erinburr: caffeinated-gains: blueandbluer: erinburr: erinburr: I know nobody Outside cares, but the State of Alaska is closing in 11 days. If someone wanted to report on that other than panicked Alaskans, that would be great. Every “non-essential”

The fanart I just reblogged made me wonder again if Levi spared Mikasa’s parents (Or something to that extent) when they first went into hiding.

someone should exchange mix tapes/cd’s with me through the mail that would be so nice.

perfvert: xenzii: I was at Barnes and Noble today and saw this…then immediately thought of Sebastian. i read that as ‘ruining the home’ but then that would be written by grell

oockitty: agentquinn: sepulchritude: my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion “look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak

the-almost-doctor: ifuckingguess: ravedm: ahh when you click it :))) holy shit what is that seriously space. that is space.

ahoboandhisbox: the-almost-doctor: ifuckingguess: ravedm: ahh when you click it :))) holy shit what is that seriously space. that is space. #that would be the sombrero galaxy lol It’s true!

slomps: People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

sick and tired of being sick and tired

May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!

impactings: When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

vvorldwideweb: delete the people that make you feel bad about yourself from your life, unfollow them, delete their numbers, erase their texts, find happier people, pet a dog, watch a silly movie, forget about them, you’re better off

allmymetaphors: anyone who makes you feel guilty for your happiness or who mocks the things that you’re proud of is manipulative and emotionally abusive and you don’t owe them shit

First Beyonce, now Drake. who's going to be next??

homeotherm:i just want to live in animal crossing, you know, catching bugs, being kind, making adorable friends, traveling, camping, picking fruits and fishing… i’m all about that

bravedad: i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

brittanaluv: setbabiesonfire: itcuddles: Animals are better than people, look this dog trying to save the fish. Omg, it broke my heart. This implies that the dog is intelligent enough to not only recognize that a fish lives in water, but that without

I wonder what it says about me and my relationship that when he was about to cum on my face I said ‘dont get it on my blanket’ and he said ‘I already made sure not to’. I am more concerned about my faux fur blanket than my eyeballs.

i actually have 2 songs in mind that i really love that would make WONDERFUL lyricstucks, i’m just contemplating if i should actually do it….

There’s this girl in one of my classes that would be like the /perfect/ smoke&hookup buddy; the way she dresses, the way she looks, a cute face and a flawless body. Evidently though she’s a sophomore in high school… so she’s what, 16 at most?

graynard:life used to be so fucking simple. you could just be the guy whos really good at making ropes and that would be your entire life

artemispanthar: shortly after the last Stevenbomb I was speculating about Sardonyx with my brother. We both agreed that it being a Garnet/Pearl fusion was likely, with the idea that they decide to fuse to take advantage of the stronger future vision

xiaolapcheong: I had a dream that ATLA had an entire episode from Toph’s perspective the entire screen was black the ambient noises were much louder than usual these vibration like lines would come on screen when anything moved and if you watched the

anyway if HS is reaching a “gay singularity” (which means it’s becoming hella gay) what if Johnroxy turns out to be the only straight ship in it that would be hilarious

osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.

that-gay-horse replied to your post: I’m gonna be working on makin… i have a question: i must have missed when we started talking about this, what’s going on here yeah i dunno i was just asking if people would be interested then people gave

someone should draw me a derpy liara that would make my day

can you guys just imagine a mass effect movie with FEMSHEP instead of manshep ON THE BIG SCREEN MAYBE IN 3D I DUNNO IT WOULD BE SO GLORIOUS and if liara was her romance in the movie that would just be icing on the cake but thats just me you know V//u//V

I’m switched to my ipod now so here comes the bOREDOM If you all wanna hit me an ask that would be totes cool Questions, random shit, ANYTHING is fine. vuv Or don’t, that’s cool too. lolol

foster-the-timelords: *slides Rooster Teeth 20 dollars* so if you could put in a lot of gay scenes between Blake and Weiss in volume 4 that would be great [slides in another 20 dollars]

the funniest thing about Zhurrick is that their babies obviously would be named Varrick Jr. and Zhu Li Jr. you can’t even think otherwise

I really wanna send some nudes to a couple of guys I’m talking to becus I come across as shy and pretty awkward in person n i think it would be rlly funny when they see me pump my pussy n then fuck it tbh

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